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Once The Welterweights picked our name, dozens of people came out of the woodwork with suggestions of "You should have called yourselves THIS" or "You could have gone with THAT."

So, in the true spirit of democracy, we started this page as a forum for folks to submit their belated suggestions for band names and album titles. The results have ranged from merely amusing to gut-bustingly funny.  

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View the Album Title Suggestion List

Or better yet...
  • Have you heard something and thought "That'd be a great band name?"
  • Have you got the perfect title for our next epic album?
  • Think you could come up with a better name than the Welterweights?
We want to know! Feel free to continue the running joke by emailing us your ideas at thewelterweights@gmail.com.

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Suggested Band Names



1. The Porcelain Gods
2. chicken and pasta
3. The Jodels
4. Scissors and Alcohol
5. lemmy and the gay boys
6. shoeless nate and the spats
7. sugar (nobody's using it now)
8. bigger than jesus
9. naughty
10. gehrig's luck
11. 7th inning wretch
12. name brand
13. brand name here
14. philistine and his favorite whine
15. kneel oldman and crazy mule
16. singed
17. COREY HEIDER AND HIS WONDERFUL, MANLY ORCHESTRA OF DELIGHT featuring Nate Williams as Jackie Wilson
18. The Flying Friedel Brothers
19. Toe Jam
20. Inhibreated
21. Buttitch
22. The Meanies
23. Violent Pacifists
24. EST (Electro-Shock Therapy)
25. Muttonhead
26. Universal Serial Bus Riders
27. Personal Hygiene (Your grandmas will love that one)
28. Three Geeks and a Goddess
29. Nunya
30. The Archies
31. Underwear Air Guitar
32. Trailerpark Millionaires
33. Morning Wood with Sap
34. Yokely Dokely
35. The KC Moonshine Band
36. Bigger Than Diggler
37. Nix The Nineties
38. Skankalicious
39. Ooze and Aaahs
40. Bastards of Old
41. Day Job Nightmares
42. The mediocres
43. Mike the dogs
44. The edselpacerpintos
45. Cream of white
46. the petting zoo
47. the petting zoo two
48. Double yellow lines
49. The Charlie is cool Band
50. The wet smokes
51. Billy Joel
52. The butt joints
53. blown kisses
54. The noodles
55. The regulars
56. orange dye jobs
57. honorable mention
58. the bronze-o-phites
59. the finishers
60. skins-sticks-strings and gas
61. catch and release
62. the Keepers
63. Smallmouth bass
64. Forgot to Flush
65. Corey's Midnight Runners
66. Tecorilee Tecumsah
67. Troll breath
68. CO-Ray!
69. Quicker Liquor
70. Suburban Gorillas
71. The Renters
72. The Assistant Managers
73. Color Blind Dog
74. The Janitor
75. Noisy Deer
76. The Fast Actin' Tenactins
77. The Blueprints
78. short bus
79. Jagged Overture
80. Jagged Serenade
80. Tractor Beam Buzzsaw
81. Ripsaw Contention
82. Brawling Ripsaw
83. Sawmill Remedy
84. Cahoots
85. Granger Stoat
86. Polecat Irony
87. Backyard Hudson
88. Kingfisher
89. Thumbscrew Serenade
90. Haystack Heart Attack
91. Toper
92. Gulch Drifter
93. Torrid Thirst
94. Steam Train Torrent
95. Cipher
96. Scythe
97. Billhook
98. Sharecropper
99. Croppfest
100. Bud Harvest
101. The Insurgents
102. The Axe Grinders
103. Big Steaming Pow
104. imitation wood grain
105. guest
106. Dictionary
107. The Earnest Tubs
108. The Dinky Band
109. Playground Goat
110. Corey's Meatpants
111. Gravel Pike
112. the boozers
113. The Hybrid Hayseeds
114. air clean damper
115. bird converter
116. cline-cadetz
117. airtime
118. suicidal gym teachers
119. anti-x
120. xrossbone xaos xrew
121. Guano
122. Hot n' Mild
123. sorry about your sister
124. welterweightsweigh3000
125. Wallet of Doom
126. Evil Mystery
127. My Evil Penny of Doom
128. We Wear Lotsa Sparkly Things
129. Berrylicious
130. Big Blum Badask
131. Gods bigger than the bogie man
132. Napkin art
133. Albino Rhino
134. Strange Brew
135. THE FORESKINS
136. The 4.9's
137. self corruption
138. buy a friend
139. generic band name
140. another heartbreak
141. backtalk
142. ready or not
143. teacher magnet
144. $ell out$
145. Joe Steel and the Pogroms
146. Properties in Hollywood
147. destined theory
148. pawns
149. train wreck
150. wooden spoons
151. lane damage
152. chubby bunnies
153. ave. 11
154. buolevard 91
155. ice cold lemonade
156. click



Submitted Album Name Ideas



1. Right cross to the noggin!
2. Gettin our bells rung!
3. Uppercut-a cut above.
4. Lowercuts and Leather Bruises.
5. Down for the fight - Up for the count.
6. Zero and Five, No Ties
7. Off the ropes and on the floor.
8. Blocksucker Cues
9. No Beer Guts, No Glory!
10. Spark in the Silo
11. Third generation photocopy!
12. Gut Chuck
13. How High is Normal?
14. blowing a .04 at 1 a.m. on a tuesday night
15. Moon Pies, Malt Liquor, and Pork Rinds
16. X.X.X.
17. smellem jellem
18. PET STAINS
19. friend of the invisable
20. thirsty for talent
21. it's a good thing this album wasn't $3,000.99.
22. My aunt has that watch
23. beat up the dead kid
24. I enjoy a good raisen from time to time
25. the welterw8s
26. Imperfect Masterpiece

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